do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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