She's JV to your varsity
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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