I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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