Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
