They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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