3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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