I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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