Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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