My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You can't motorboat a personality
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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