No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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