marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I believe in your delicious
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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