just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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