Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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This is classic penis vs brain.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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