:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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