my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Randomize
