Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
