You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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