Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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