her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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