I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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