i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
My ass is underappreciated
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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