so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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