just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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