I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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