Need sex. Gaining weight.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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