he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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