Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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