Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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