ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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