I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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