Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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