I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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