everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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