You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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