Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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