we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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