I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
