oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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