I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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