i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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