I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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