yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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