Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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