i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My feet surprised me
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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