i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
BRING THE BAGELS
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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