You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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