It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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