We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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