let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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