nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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