I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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