just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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