i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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