so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
